What you are about to hear Elk described as ‘the most horrible thing I’ve ever heard’ so prepare yourselves
Why the fuck am I not over Dean? I feel very over not being over him. I think part of me can just not BELIEVE that he doesn’t want me. Haha, yeah, I really just can’t get my head around the idea. At least that shows I have some amount of self-esteem left. I mean, obviously what is occurring is cognitive dissonance. I have this internal image of myself (hot bitch) countered with this real life information (Dean doesn’t want me). Dear god what to do? Either conclude I am not a hot bitch (impossible) feel instead that Dean must be lying/deluded/on drugs. Yup, much more likely.
So, to the horrific event. I drunk dial Dean at 4am, ask him to come over under the guise of I can sexually attack him and blame on the a-a-a-a-l-co-hol et voila, we are back together. However Dean doesn’t like this plan, and after the 4th time he says “I’m not coming over, its 4am” he suggests that he can visit after work. Ok then. Still on the phone ‘why don’t you ever call?’ ‘I invited you to the movies on facebook’ ‘that was weeks ago with a bunch of people’ ‘no, I did it a few hours ago”
Ho hum, what does naïve Mel think of all this? Does she hear make up sex bells?
Alas retarded Dean arrives a good 45 minutes late. To cut a long story short, I asked if he had anything to say, he says ‘well, I think we should be friends. I feel very lonely at the moment, must of the people in my life I think are douches to me at times, cases in point being Jane, Andrew, Adam, Jeff etc, and I pretty much have a negative view of everyone in my life. Except you, my feelings towards you are neutral.’
Endo Story.
ohhhh god i know what you mean! does not compute
ReplyDeletei mean, obviously you are a hot bitch. like the hottest bitch out! so who the hells knows why?
you're next to me reading cleo, i'm going to check if jane updated her blog.
He really needs to realise that sometimes people ARE douches, and you just realise that and MOVE ON.
ReplyDeleteNow, I love him, because he is my brother, but he doesn't have any empathy whatsoever. And he really is a different person to the one you used to date, trust me.
You are really hot. If we're still single when we're thirty, we can be lesbians and have a commitment ceremony on the beach.
go to sleep early, hydrate and take it easy, because you need to be fit as a fiddle for coast!
ReplyDeleteI'll call you tomorrow when i finish work to figure out when i should come over this week :)maybs after your work on thursday cause i have the day off? sex and the city?