Mel is sicky. I thought my years of eating dirt had paid off when I wasn't struck down during my entire France trip. Emotional dirt doesn't do the same shit.
Hung out with Jessie today for the first time in aaages. She is her usual amazing self, except that she is within the love snatches of a guy who doesn't treat her right. Cue broken record.
500 days of summer was amazing, and kind of necessarily painful, like a visit to the dentist. I recommend it to everyone.
Sally thinks Dan from my work is hot, I'm not sure I agree, did anyone catch a glimpse of him on Thursday?
In other news, I'm a hot bitch in a Jack Daniels outfit, and the guys weren't so bad neither!
OH MY GOD MEL!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou are the hottest bitch out!
look at your skanky little outfit
i ADORE YOU
mel you have a blog?? how did i not know bitch!!
ReplyDeletedoes this meani have to make one too??
anyway
HOT DAMN nice outfit, were you being paid to do that?
i am mighty impressed!!!
xxxx
OH MY GOD YOU'RE A JACK DANIELS SKANK!
ReplyDeleteYou look great though.
You're totally my idol Melon, forever and always xx
hottest. bitch. out.
ReplyDeletescott cullen.
also melon i am having the hardest time at life atm.
ReplyDeletefor the last couple of weeks i've been eating white bread (naughty naughty i know) and know weaning myself back onto the pumpkin seed bread is killing me!
Update, update!
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