Sunday, November 15, 2009

I can't even see how anyone can put that in their mouth

Working at the wine expo. Working across from Ray was pretty awkward, Chloe (in the pic with me) was like 'he keeps... staring at you' yikes. Drank all sorts of amazing alcohol, talked to some really funny gay's before they were escorted out by security, man I have a great job. Chloe taught me how to shake a cocktail, its in a circular motion instead of up and down she tells me 'you're not giving a hand job'

exam tomorrow, then freeeeeeeedom

Friday, November 13, 2009

A pile of spikes


So actually my car was damaged in the accident, I have a nice big bump on my bumper, at least it didn't smash my light. I wish I had a panel beater boyfriend. Foam party was pretty sick, until I called the bar girl a bitch for not being quick enough with the drinks (I didn't think she heard me) but she did, and had me escorted out. I suppose it teaches me for having such a dirty mouth. Foam was cool though

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Because it's better to lose a bit of hair than...



I am such a lucky duck. Went shopping to get my melon coloured bag with sally today, after tossing up more expensive options, I knew $10 was the way to go, even though, when I got to the counter, he charged me $5!! Yippee! En suite, I felt like having some falafel for lunch, after seeing the dismal display at sumo salad, we ventured over to ali baba. As always, the shop staff were highly confused by my order of 'just falafel' having to verify, twice, 'with nothing else?' 'yes please'. I enquired as to their price, and I was told 90c each. As I am currently slimming once again for the foam party, I decided to have two. Then the guy bumbles off to heat them up and says, 'how about 3 for $2.5o?' 'sure!' I reply, one falafel isn't going to break the belt line. Then he hands them to me in a little plastic box with a napkin and a smile and say 'I gave you four' yippee! I gave my bonus nugget to Sally.
Now, you may not be wowed by the free falafel, but as I was leaving my car (the 1 and 2 hour free zone next to the round about, you know Jacki) I couldn't be bothered lugging my huge bag with laptop and two texts books into the boot, so I just left it on my passenger seat. I stray thought of someone breaking into my car flickered through my mind, but I dispelled it because I was only going to be half and hour, and it was the middle of the day, with surely other parkers around. When I returned to my car, there was a car behind mine, slightly obscuring my view of my car, there was smashed glass all over the road just ahead of this car. Oh shit, someone has broken into my car. Fortunately no. As I get closer it is revealed that the car behind me (an Audi TT no less) has had its bonnet demolished, and all over the left side. I then see what I assume is the car that the Audi TT
hit, with a huge buckle in its side and parked at a very odd angle, crushing the bumper of two other parked cars. Now, you had to kind of be there to see it, but but where I most suspect the collision to have happened was about one metre from my car. Not only were two cars almost right-offs, another two had smashed bumpers, while I pulled away without a scratch. That's what I call lucky.
And on a day where we are meant to remember how lucky we are, how appropriate.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Is Scottish a language?





get ready for some freaking cute miniature animals


p.s. doesn't the last guy remind you of something? I spent my afternoon looking at these animals instead of doing my exam. boo.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

I need an outie not an innie.


la la la
Halloween party was sick, thanks Jane. So astounded by the amount of effort and creativity that went into so many costumes! Stalin, panda suits, cow suits, sperm, beans, smurfs, zombie farmers, 80's bikers, all things weird, wonderful and scary, and of course our signature corpse bride. I want those photos Jane, you know the one's I'm talking about, the one that makes it hard to sleep at night...
Had a pretty sweet weekend of work at the wine festival, good people, good fun. Free wine and $120 champagne! Invitation to go to the Gold Coast? Well, now I'm super psyched for my NYE adventure, shore thing is almost a sure thing! Would cost about the same to go to Dan's, but I wouldn't know anyone really... bondi promises to go off though!! Ahhh, can't concentrate on exams!
Races on tuesday!! I'm going to rip up the pitch.
God this weather makes me feel amazing. Nothing can get me down! TODAY WAS MY FIRST 30 DEGREE DAY IN ALMOST TWO YEARS! so put that under your magnifying glass and fry it.